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Story of my life right here.
WHOA. A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students the teacher asked,”Boy. what is your problem?” Boy. answered, “I’m too smart for the first grade.My sister is in the third-grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!” The Teacher had enough. She took Boy. to the principal’s office. While the boy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.She agreed. Boy. was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: “What is 3 x 3?” Boy.: “9”. Principal: “What is 6 x 6?” Boy.: “36”. And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, “I think Boy can go to the third-grade.” the teacher says to the principal, “I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him ?” The principal and Boy. both agree. the teacher asks, “What does a cow have four of that I have only two of? Boy., after a moment “Legs.” Teacher : “What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?” Boy.: “Pockets.” Teacher : What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid? Boy.: Coconut Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky? The principal’s eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy. was taking charge. Boy.: Bubblegum Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs? The principal’s eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer… Boy.: Shake hands Teacher: Now I will ask some “Who am I” sort of questions, okay? Boy.: Yep. Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. Boy.: Tent Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you’re bored. The best man always has me first.The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense. Boy.: Wedding Ring Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I’m not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. Boy.: Nose Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. Boy.: Arrow Teacher: What word starts with a ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means lot of heat and excitement? Boy.: Firetruck Teacher: What word starts with a ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ & if you dont get it u have to use ur hand. Boy.: Fork Teacher: What is it that all men have one of it’s longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn’t use his and a man gives it to his wife after they’re married? Boy.: SURNAME Teacher: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ? Boy.: HEART. The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, “Send this Boy to College, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!”
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this is so funny^^ hahaha:))) IS THAT BOY A GENIUS?:))
:)) =)) WIN.
BASTOS! :C XD
I was actually thinking that the last ten questions were to test if the boy was mature enough to have a dirty mind or something. :D If he does have a dirty mind, he’ll be sent of to a higher grade. LOL. =))
:))
HOMAYGAD;) THIS!
GENIUS. :D
OMG O_O
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Cute Conversation. ♥
- Boy: Babe?
- Girl: Yes?
- Boy: Which do you wear more often? Shorts? or Skirts?
- Girl: Umm.. depends on my mood, Why?
- Boy: Oh, I’m just asking. But next time in the future, Wear something that goes up to your ankles. :)
- Girl: Are you insane? -girls laughs- It’s so hot here, baby.
- Boy: I know, But I said in the future.
- Girl: What are you talking about?
- Boy: And when you wear that, Make sure you wear gloves that reaches to your albums alright?
- Girl: Omg, Is this for halloween? :)
- Boy: -boy laughs- No, babe. It’s not.
- Girl: Are we playing dress up? We’re too old for that now, baby. =$
- Boy: -boy laughs more- No, babe. We’re not either. Just listen to me alright? Then you have to put a veil over your head… :P
- Girl: So this is for halloween!
- Boy: -sighs- Nevermind. You don’t get it. It’s alright.
- Girl: Hahaha, I’m just kidding baby! :) Do I change my last name on that day? =$
- Boy: Yes, you do. :)
- Girl: Will I be yours forever starting from that day?
- Boy: Ever since that night you told me you love me back, It was the start of our forever.
- Girl: -girl blushes- Really?
- Boy: ‘Till death do us part. :)
WTF…
she is gorgeous ugghhh does anyone know her name?
oh…my…fucking…god… OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
